Bigfoot Attacks! Longsleeve Shirt
Field Report Case Log EXP-LOG #BFK-2026-026
A lost classified journal has been recovered from the Ape Canyon sector. The year is 1924 and the pages reveal a horrifying encounter that will spook even the most avid outdoorsmen.
There was a cabin tucked into the ridges below Mount St. Helens. One evening, a mining crew spots something tall moving through the trees — and they fire at it.
After dark, the cabin comes under siege. Rocks hammer the roof and walls through the night. Something heavy leans against the logs. The men sit inside with rifles up, waiting for a morning that takes its time arriving.
When light finally comes, there are sixteen-inch tracks pressed into the dirt. They don't stay to measure them. They leave the canyon and they never go back.
They never call it a hoax. They call it the worst night of their lives.
Our research team has channeled that fateful night, representing it vividly on our athletic long sleeve shirt.
Cut loose through the body for full range of motion when you need to escape fast. Midweight cotton holds up to brush, branches, and repeat handling by BFK Research Division staff who don't treat "durable" as optional.
Field Discover Notes
- 100% Cotton athletic cut
- Loose Fit - comfortably relaxed. If you prefer a more tailored look, size down.
- Bigfoot Attacks! graphic print
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